Name The Next Apple Product

August 4, 2009 by
Filed under: news, opinion 

Yesterday, CNET had an article about the rumored new tablet computer from Apple. They're running a poll for the suggested name of the new computer. As of this writing, "iDon'tCare" is the leading suggestion with 36.5% of the vote.

Based on reports of Apple trying to hush owners of exploded iPods with the offer of a measly refund, maybe they should consider a name like iHush. Come on Apple, you think you're going to settle a potential law suit with $300? You have insulted the intelligence of all of your customers. I know, I know, you've already insulted their intelligence with the prices of your products.

How about these names - iExplode, iCombust, iDestroy? Maybe the original meaning of iPod was Instant Pants of Destruction. My guess is that military moms will not be including an Apple iED in their son's and daughter's care packages.


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